Buffalo Mozzarella

Buffalo Mozzarella is a pseudonym of one of the pseudonyms of humanist, occult scholar and monk François Bidet. He has historcially been regarded as a writer of methaphysical dialecticts, bawdy jokes and erotic revelations, with most of his work coming out in the 16th century, when this news was written. Bidet's best known work is Really Though?, a justificaiton of the right of common peasants, migrants and other unwanted elements of society to die in peace.