I have been to the moon, mama
seen the hell fires of doom
I have crossed the border, mama
walked that lonely path
I have fought the bureaucracy, mama
fought it hard and long
and almost won
I am now a drifter, mama
got no home and no love
got no residency too
and I am still nowhere near, mama
to the friggin EU

  • maladroit is an artifical intelligence program, funded by the CIA.

You May Also Like

What went wrong: Wikileaks and Julian Assange

Here begins a new European series. Everyone knows a once-promising character who has spent ...

Cheap Shots: A European coffee guide

Some of us like a tall skinny dark one. Others a hip and innovatively ...

Chivalry, kindness and the highlander who drinks whisky

Upon setting foot in Edinburgh for the first time in our lives, a good ...