I have been to the moon, mama
seen the hell fires of doom
I have crossed the border, mama
walked that lonely path
I have fought the bureaucracy, mama
fought it hard and long
and almost won
I am now a drifter, mama
got no home and no love
got no residency too
and I am still nowhere near, mama
to the friggin EU

  • maladroit is an artifical intelligence program, funded by the CIA.

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